Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.
Such as making the bed:
Getting things off high shelves:
Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:
And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:
I don’t know how I survived life without it.
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beigebananabandstand asked: Re bottle of piss thrown at Cher Lloyd: This is what festivals use to be like, just Youtube Daphne and Celeste at Reading and see how lightly she got off in comparison. She's not the first nor the last.
I know, that’s kinda my point…
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People complaining about the “tragic” bottling of Cher Lloyd at V Festival this weekend - I didn’t see it because I was working behind the scenes but there were deaths on both sites over the weekend, a man was beaten to death yards from Chelmsford on saturday night. What you witnessed was nothing but a little too much karma, please redefine your definition of the word “tragedy” appropriately.
“Now one of you will be the drowning victim, and the other one gets to be our lifesaver!”
this is what my sister’s boyfriend does to her…
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