This is the bit where I'm supposed to introduce myself right? Well, first things first, my name's John, but everyone calls me Hank. It's a nickname I picked up in college and have yet to shake off. I'm like most guys the wrong side of twenty, I drink a lot, smoke, fall over at weekends and watch the girls go by. I try to inject a little class into the proceedings, I fail more often than I suceed, but the efforts there and that's what counts.
I'm not really sure what else I'm supposed to write here, and I generally don't like talking about myself, so if you want to know, ask.
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As many of you know, I recently purchased an Uruk-Hai scimitar.
Well let me tell you, it was quite the pragmatic purchase. It has endless uses in my morning routine.
Such as making the bed:
Making toast:
Getting things off high shelves:
Making coffee:
Reaching the remote when it’s too far away:
And assisting me when I ran out of toilet paper:
I don’t know how I survived life without it.
Win.
beigebananabandstand asked: Re bottle of piss thrown at Cher Lloyd: This is what festivals use to be like, just Youtube Daphne and Celeste at Reading and see how lightly she got off in comparison. She's not the first nor the last.
I know, that’s kinda my point…
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People complaining about the “tragic” bottling of Cher Lloyd at V Festival this weekend - I didn’t see it because I was working behind the scenes but there were deaths on both sites over the weekend, a man was beaten to death yards from Chelmsford on saturday night. What you witnessed was nothing but a little too much karma, please redefine your definition of the word “tragedy” appropriately.
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“Now one of you will be the drowning victim, and the other one gets to be our lifesaver!”
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this is what my sister’s boyfriend does to her…
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